October 11

Is the week over yet? Is it just us or was that the longest week eeeevvvveeerrrrrr? Maybe it was that the Sisters beloved Kitty was at the vet hospital for seven days? Or maybe it was because the Bank of No Forks was especially tedious due to us learning something we didn’t know about our sick time. No, not that we’re sick of BofNF. Perhaps it was because we are dying for The Walking Dead to start on Sunday?

Who the heck knows, we sure don’t, but here’s some stuff that amused us even while we were counting the seconds go by . . .

1. Neiman Marcus Fantasy Catalogue. The Sisters hemmed and hawed over this. Should we go for the Astin Martin or the diamonds? Honestly, it was a really hard decision. Ultimately, we decided we liked cars an awful lot but we LOVE diamonds. We’re super excited about the trip. We’ve decided to travel in March because nothing much is going on then. You can rest easy that we’ll keep you updated on every bit of our trip. Surely there’ll be trouble

while we’re getting our private tour of the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London. Can you imagine there won’t be? We fully expect to come home from Africa with our 25 carat diamond and something fuzzy.

2. Chickens. Here we call them hens. Either way, French ladies don’t like it. During a session of the French legislature, a member was fined a quarter of his monthly salary for clucking at another member while she was giving speech. Apparently, Veronique Massonneau took umbrage at the rude behavior insisting, “That’s enough… I’m not a chicken!” With all this news about our own government embarrassing us on an international level, it’s nice to see

that other countrys have to deal with jackasses too.

3. The next generation. Recently we brought the beautiful child of Clint Eastwood to your attention. We’ve recently discovered another cutie we’d like you to note. We introduce to you, Steven R. McQueen, the grandson of the first Steve McQueen. He’s very adorable as a character on The Vampire Diaries. Ava and The-Girl-Who-Lives-At-Her-House have just started watching the series and they’re smitten. We think it’s fun to see the Hollywood royalty in round two or three. We don’t think he looks too much like his grandfather. We think they should stick him in a Mustang

in San Francisco and see what happens.

4. Veterinarians. We love veterinarians. They are very nice to our fuzzy sons and daughters. We finally got Jojo back from the doctor after six days and 638.00. HOLY SHIT! If you’re with the IRS you should look away right now. We’re working out a way for that to come off the Quill Sisters tax return. A business expense perhaps?

If you have any ideas about this, post a helpful comment.

5.Norman Reedus. We’ve nearly gotten ourselves wound up to a fever pitch over the return of the Walking Dead. Our favorite character, Daryl Dixon, is played by the delicious Norman Reedus. He told US Magazine 25 Things We Don’t Know About Him. He didn’t bother to tell us his home address, which would have been nice. Instead he told us his favorite food is macaroni and cheese or chocolate. His favorite number when he was a kid was #3 because, when laid on its side looked like boobs, and his favorite thing to do is lie down. US TOO – with him! We’re certain we’re perfect for him. DUDE! Give us a call.