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It’s not really bad unless ABBA is involved.

Today is National “Have a Bad Day” day.

At first, the Sisters thought that was funny. But it’s not, not really. Clearly, it’s a direct hit on all of those people who tell you to, “Have a nice day”. The Sisters never follow that directive. We just aren’t the kind to do what we’re told. The last time a sales clerk told us to, “Have a nice day” – we didn’t. On purpose. Don’t tell us what to do.

Amylynn told the fool flat-out, “Young man, we work at Bank of No Forks, a nice day has been off the table for years.”

Say what you will, the man could work a sparkle.

Say what you will, the man could work a sparkle.

Sometimes Ava takes things too literally. When Amy told her it was National “Have a Bad Day” day, she wanted to know

Classic 70's!

Classic 70’s!

what it meant. Have a terrible day or a BAD day from the 70s? Was Michael Jackson involved? Who’s bad?

Amy insisted BAD meant terrible. She refused to entertain the 70s, unless Peaches and Herb or maybe Captain and Tennille are involved. “Surely Muskrat Love will ensure a bad day”, she said. Amylynn also wasn’t interested in hearing about the Michael Jackson theory. That made the day bad for Ava who really wanted to wear one sparkly glove and a black and red leather jacket. Moon walking could have been on the agenda.

But no. Amy said, “NO! I’m not going out with you dressed like that.” Besides, Ava’s not coordinated enough to moon walk. A trip to the emergency is NOT the kind of bad day we’re really interested in.

We hope a Bad Day was had by all? How was yours?

2 Responses to It’s not really bad unless ABBA is involved.

  • Rose Ortiz says:

    I spent hours on the telephone with insurance companies…not even for myself. Do you know how much BAD music you listen to while on hold and then it keeps playing over and over in my head hours later. I think this is a malady that should be covered by insurance!

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