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April 11

5-things12Is it Friday?  Yes!  It’s Friday!  FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!  Okay, calm down.  That wasn’t you shouting?  You’re right!  It wasn’t you!  It was us.  You know why?  IT’S FRIDAY.  We like Friday.  Here’s what got us to Friday this week.cold

1. Non-drowsy Cold Medicine – the Sisters both have a cold this week.  They place the blame squarely on Ava’s husband.  He had it first.  Although asked to stop, he kept breathing, thereby sending his germs out into the universe or at least near Ava who then gave them to Amy.  No one wants to call in sick when they’re sick so the Sisters have been using non-drowsy cold medicine to survive.  Except they’re drowsy.  They can’t decide if the non-drowsy part is a lie or if they’re drowsy because they’re sick.  Actually, they’re always drowsy even when they’re not sick so does non-drowsy make sick people drowsy who are normally drowsy or is it the other way around?  Now our heads hurt even kleenexmore.

2. Kleenex with Lotion – no one wants to look bad when they’re sick and the Sisters are no exception.  As soon as we acknowledged the truth of being sick we jumped in the car and went right to “We’re taking over the world one corner at a time” Walgreens to buy some premium lotion-in-the-tissue tissues.  That almost didn’t happen when Ava saw the price.  No one needs a box of snot rags for $52.86.  Except Amy pitched a fit right there in the aisle: “I am getting my picture taken on Saturday!!  I am not having it done with a Rudolph-red nose because your stephen colberthusband made us sick and you’re CHEAP!!”  Needless to say, we bought them.  Money is no object when you’re getting your picture taken.

3. Stephen Colbert as David Lettermen – David Lettermen is retiring.  No disrespect but he is getting old.  Not that the Sisters put a lot of thought into his replacement but they were pleased when it was announced that it would be Stephen Colbert.  We like him; he’s funny like us.  Except flat tirehe’s playing a part and we’re real – real funny.  Hey!  Maybe they should have considered us!  We’re calling our agent.

4. Humberto at Discount Tire – you all know the trouble Ava’s been having with her car and matters have not improved.  This morning, Sickly Ed informed Ava one of the tires had a slow leak and she would need to take it to the nearest tire shop for repair.  Humberto, the nice Discount associate, asked Ava her name to which she replied “Ava Bright and her name is Carly.”  He nodded his head and told Ava he’d call noahwhen the car was ready.   When she went back to pick the car up, Humberto said “Carly’s all set.”  OMG – the Sisters love, love, love anyone who will play along with their craziness.  You, Mr. Humberto, have earned Discount Tire a customer for life.

5. Delicious.  Here is the headline: ‘Noah’ Screening Canceled After Movie Theater Floods. We don’t think we need to comment on this.  What else is there to say? Just imagine us staring at you, eyebrows raised,  while you run through all the possible scenarios.

 

 

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