Day 2 & 3 – where no one was harmed

Here we are in our ball gowns.

We flat out refused to dance. In fact, there was snarling when it was suggested.

Amylynn won some Jane Austen temporary tattoos that we’re very excited about. We met some lovely people – several of whom we’d like to keep. Hopefully they don’t think we’re crazy. We’re not, our mom had us tested.

The next morning we’d like some credit for NOT burning down the hotel with a curling iron. We don’t need to go into who is at fault. People make mistakes. Let’s let it go at that. The point is the hotel is fine and management is none the wiser.

That is not to say the management and staff at the Marriott Riverwalk in San Antonio is unfamiliar with us. Oh, no. Ava “I’m going to complain” Bright is here and she is in  high form. Once again, Miss Bright as everyone in our room is known, has become quite a nuisance with our outrageous demands of toilet paper and rooms with towels.  Amylynn can’t make her room key work for longer than four hours at a time. It’s as big a mystery to us as it is to the front desk people who are heartily tired of seeing us there.

Amylynn and Kelli went to a party hosted by Amazon. They had cowboys. Yes, they did. This one was about 27 feet tall and looked like Jake Gyllenhaal. He was super polite. The Amazon guys were fun, too. Jon Fine in particular. In fact, it might be mentioned that ONE of us happened to say, “What would it take to get you in a relationship with me, short of the zombie apocalypse?”

Alright, so we didn’t actually say it TO Jon, but we would have had we thought of it at the time. Then everyone would have laughed and laughed because that’s absurd. We have some questions for Jon. First of all, did he make that name up? Also, is it an alias? We wanted to show you a picture but there is a serious lack of pictures of him on the internet. What is that all about? Is he in witness protection?

We’ll do some investigating and get back with you with what we find out cause we’re nothing if not thorough.

Conference is fun.