Christmas makes everyone crazy. Some of us just had a head start.
Is everyone ready for the big day?
Have you managed to stuff all those stockings? Did you do it without spending $7M?
How about wrapping? Did you find dedicated Santa wrapping paper and manage to hide it in your Durango for a week even though your kids are snoopy, sneaky short people and seemed determined to foil all your best plots?
Did you do like me and go shopping with your son for something for his father, nice and early to avoid the rush, then hide it nice a safe place only to forget where the hell that is, and now you have to face the thundering horde at the mall for something else?
Have you wrapped a package in beautiful paper with a lovely handmade bow and everything, then when it was time to put the tag on it you can’t for the life of you remember what the hell it was that you wrapped or who it was for, forcing you to open the paper and start all over again?
Who else has started drinking?
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