I need to find the other five people who will connect me to these guys.

We have found our doppelgänger. Well, our doppelgänger if we’re not counting looks. If we’re counting attitude and excitement levels. This dude is already an Honorary Quill Sister after watching only one show.

So here’s the deal.

There’s a new show on A&E called Wild Transport. The conceit is that you get to ride along as this company transport wild animals from zoos and sanctuaries to others. One of the guys, Rick, acts EXACTLY like we would in these situations.

At one point, he’s outrageously excited about playing and cuddling with two Bengal tiger cubs in a hotel room all night. When that doesn’t work out – not for the reason you’d suspect – the transport team has to spend the night sleeping in the truck with the cubs and their gigantic tiger parents in the trailer in the back. Even then, he’s over the moon excited.

“Can you believe we get to spend the night in the truck with tigers!” he says, eyes wide with excitement.

I’m telling you, Ava and I would be exactly the same. Now I need to figure out how I can get a job over there.

Hey! Wild Transport people! We’re your gals. Seriously. Call us. We’ll pay our own way over there and everything.