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No fool should ever spend $16 on multigrain anything

Does anyone else see a major problem with this table topper? PancakeRead it closely.

What the hell is  that nonsense on Friday? I want to make it clear that the Sisters stance on pancakes is that multigrain pancakes are communist. We are willing to concede that there are some people – people who are wrong – who like multigrain, but it’s criminal to have them as the Friday special.

Everyone knows that. Everyone.

Friday is Oreo Crème Pancakes.

Maybe they’re Pineapple Upside Down Pancakes.

All we know for certain is that, if you absolutely, positively must have multigrain pancakes, then they are a Monday cake. Monday – when you’re back on the wagon from all the wickedness of the Banana Cream Pie Pancakes on Saturday and the Lemon Curd Pancakes on Sunday.

No one should expect their pancakes should be healthy. If you’re going to eat the pancakes, commit to it fully. Your soul will be all the happier for it.

 

 

 

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