We got you covered
The Sisters have long been considering making our own religion. We’re happy to take your tithes and we plan lots of holy days that require days off work and school.
Cake will be a requirement.
Here’s our first commandment.
If you’re concerned about what may happen to your waist line if you convert, never fear. We’ve already researched this.
Don’t worry. We got this from a highly credible source – a Fact a Day desk calendar. This seems totally legit.