Maybe it’s because we require he wear pants?

So now Ted Nugent isn’t taking our calls.

Ava and I were reading the newspaper and were delighted to discover that the Secret Service had cleared him from wrong doing. We were quite certain he’d appreciate a congratulatory call from us. We weren’t able to find a phone number at that time, but we did learn that he would be playing the county fair in two weeks.

Light bulb!

I discovered an email address to his assistant, a very reasonable person named Linda.

I fired off a quick email.

Good morning.

My Sisters and I were delighted to see that Ted was cleared by
the Secret Service. We also noted that he’ll be playing the Pima County Fair on April 28th. We’d love to extend an invitation to Ted for lunch from the
three of us. We’ll buy of course. We’re definitely not crazy, just a bit
silly.

Feel free to let us know if there’s a particular restaurant he’d be
interested in visiting. If there’s one thing we know, it’s good food.

Our best,

Amylynn, Kelli and Ava
The Quill Sisters

We received a fairly quick response.

Thanks for the kind words!
While it does not appear Ted’s schedule will permit, we hope you enjoy the show!

Best regards,

Linda Peterson
Assistant to Mr. Nugent

Only she also included her phone number. Apparently, she really took my promises that we aren’t crazy to heart. Still, that may not have been the smartest move on her part.

You know what else we discovered? Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame is going to be at The Church next month for a book signing.

Does anyone else smell a restraining order?