I’m good at snapping my fingers. Watch out if I start snapping.
I’ve long had a fantasy that I have magic powers, like Jeanie from I dream of Jeannie or Samantha on Bewitched. I imagine that, with a twitch of my nose or a quick nod of my head, I can make things happen. Magic things. Exciting things. I’d keep this talent quiet otherwise people would pester me to death and already people annoy the shit out of me.
I remembered this particular fantasy while in traffic this week.
Imagine how awesome it could be to dish out instant Karma?
Ooops! It appears the tailgater behind me has spilled their coffee. Look! The jackass on the cell phone ….. The Bitch who just cut me off…
No wait, it turns out I’m not mature enough to have super powers.
If you could do magic, what would you do with it? Do you want to be a genie or a witch? Or are you more of a conjurer? What’s the first thing you’d do? Would it be revenge motivated or for the good of the world? Revenge is certainly more interesting.