Genie’s should put ads on Craig’s List
I think I’ve discussed this before, but I need a genie to grant me magic powers.
Before I mentioned that I wanted to have the ability to dish out instant karma. I’d like to change that. Instead, I want the power of telekinesis.
You know how every time you get settled on the couch with a nice cup of tea and the blanket is just settled over your lap and the kitty has settled in nicely next to you – that’s when you see the TV remote across the room.
Who the hell left the remote across the room? you wonder. What kind of idiots do I live with? you ponder. Of course it was you. If anyone else was awake you could convince them to get you the remote, but the rest of the family is all asleep. The cat is useless. If you had the power of telekinesis you could just float that stupid remote right over to you.
I found a website that is supposed to teach you how. It seems like a lot of work.
It would totally be worth giving up the power to dish out instant karma though.