Apparently, Fiona Ford wasn’t even on the table
So My Honey has a new truck. Well, new to him anyway. It’s really beautiful. And big. Really big. Gigantically, monstrously, big. He found and fell in love with a Ford F350 3/4 ton diesel with a crew cab, four doors and a long bed. The thing is like riding in a semi. The Bandit can stand up and walk to the front seat.
The new truck is a very pretty blue – kind of a cross between royal blue and some other color blue. Now that you know the color, it will make sense that he named the truck Babe. As in Babe the Big Blue Ox.
Now the problem is that I never know if he’s talking to me or the truck. All I’m saying is it’s best if he doesn’t refer to me as a big, blue anything.