The Panda Express
You know who’s fault it’s going to be if Ava and I get in trouble this week? My uncle, NewMexiKen. Knowing us as he does, why in God’s name would he send the following Tweet?
I went and read the story he linked to and learned that this is not unusual. Apparently, FedEx ships all kinds of animals Ava and I might be interested in – tigers, whales, penguins.
All this time, we thought we were going to have to get all the way to China to nab one, but it seems all we really need to figure out where they stop to refuel.
I honestly don’t see how this could go wrong.