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Trump this dream for crazy . . .

I woke up this morning really angry with Amylynn.  Why you ask?  She’s lovely and your sister – why could you possibly be mad at her?

Well, let me tell you –

Apparently, I’m insane.  When I got up this morning, I recalled a dream I had last night.  I’m going to tell this because I know you won’t judge me . . .

I dreamt that Amy and I were running around a two story restaurant owned by Donald Trump so I could have sex with him.  We found him on the lower level except he had Tom Hardy’s body and Amy had sex with him, not me.

I was not angry with her for having sex with him instead of me, I was angry with her because she had sex with him at all.  He’s horrible.  Neither of us likes anything about him.  YUK.  Everything about him is horrible – that hair, his ego, his bad taste in home furnishings, and wives. It’s all BAD, BAD, BAD.  I

ummm...NO.

ummm…NO.

have no idea why I’d dream I was going to have sex with him even with Tom’s body or why Amy would become a

YES, please

YES, please!

substitute.

I don’t understand the dream but I bet Freud would have a field day with this one.

***Amylynn cutting in. Dreams are so weird. I can’t tell you how many times I awaken from a dream absolutely furious with someone due to something they did in a dream. It’s totally irrational, but there you have it.

I want to assure you that I have no designs on Donald Trump in any way. I think he’s a buffoon and that’s not anywhere on my admittedly strange list of things I find sexy. When Ava was telling me about her dream, she left off the Tom Hardy part until pretty far into the telling. I will confess, anything to do with his body did give me pause. Still – the Donald is a deal breaker.

I’m certain My Honey is relieved. ***eyeroll***

2 Responses to Trump this dream for crazy . . .

  • Tara Simone says:

    Before I analyze your dream, I will share mine from last night. Jesse Petersen and myself got jobs working for Oprah. Dreaming of Oprah I can sort of understand, why did J.P. wind up in my dream? I can only guess because I exchanged a few emails with her and I was feeling guilty over the content of one of them, therefore I was seeking forgiveness from God, aka Oprah.

    Now, the Donald Trump with the body of Tom Hardy is your classic menage fantasy of having two men to meet all of her needs. Yes, Ava in her fantasy world would like to imagine having a billionaire so she doesn’t have to be at the BONF, but said hard driving bad boy/alpha male who has the body of Tom Hardy, whose physique looks alpha but is really a beta as demonstrated in that Reese Witherspoon film.

    Now, the fact that Ava did not have sex in said dream, means that Ava is absolutely in love with her husband. Yet, she is so giving, that she is happy to allow Amy to have the fantasy man, through which Ava gets to live vicariously but without the guilt.

    Okay, should you have any other dreams you want analyzed shoot them my way. My current shrink rate is $200 an hour, a bargain really for a NY trained shrink.

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