I should have held up my book!
When I was driving to work today I saw the craziest looking car in the intersection ahead of me. As I got closer I was trying to figure out if there was some sort of bizarre art installation on the roof or what. There was writing all over the sides and what looked like some sort of whacked out humanoid…thing on top.
When I came abreast of the car I was able to read Google Street View Car on the door and realized the statue was indeed the tripod camera with a giant round camera on the top.
I totally freaked out.
I had approximately five seconds to decide what to do.
WHAT TO DO!!! Here’s my chance at fame – although somewhat more minimal than I thought it would be. There was no Oprah present. No phone call from the President. It all seemed rather anticlimactic.
By the time I realized I needed to do SOMETHING it was over. The Google car turned and was gone.
It was too late to flash my boobs (way too derivative anyway), or flip off the camera (I don’t necessarily feel any angst towards Google), or throw on a chicken suit (I don’t have one regardless).
I’m such a loser.
QUICK! You have 5 seconds. What do you do for the Google car?
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