If you are the authorities, then stop reading now

Ava and I are so getting in trouble. 

This is a quokka. It’s pronounced like mocha. It’s a wee marsupial from the general area of Australia.

I’ve named him Quincy. Unless he’s a girl, then we’re going to call her Winona.

Ava read somewhere that these are protected animals and there is a $300 fine just for touching one.

When we get to Australia, we’re just going to hand over our credit card, because there will be touching.

Oh, yes.

There will be touching.