February 10

  1. Rachel Gibson
  2. White Cake
  3. Bunny racing
  4. The Dowager
  5. Map Guy

 

February 3

  1. Pinterest
  2. Wall Street Journal
  3. Irises
  4. American Idol Auditions
  5. The remote control

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

January 27

  1. Barak
  2. Obama
  3. Gongs
  4. Turtle smugglers
  5. Intellectual disability

 

January 20

  1. Johnny Depp
  2. Excuses
  3. People Watching
  4. Misidentification
  5. Swedish Fish

 

 

January 6

  1. The Big Bang Theory
  2. Bunnies for Ron Paul
  3. Hello Kitty
  4. Prehensile porcupine
  5. Other presidential candidates

 

December 30

  1. Hooliganism
  2. Suri
  3. Not having brain tumors
  4. Jesse Ventura
  5. Who Shot Rock & Roll

 

 

December 23

  1. Outstanding aliases
  2. Sparkly Christmas clothes
  3. Silly Christmas carols
  4. Hemispheric anomalies
  5. Cookies

December 16

  1. Hellboy
  2. Elves Four Food Groups
  3. Kerfuffle
  4. Elizabeth Taylor Auction
  5. Sufganiyots

 

 

 

 

December 9

  1. Presidential candidates
  2. Bono gives us a compliment
  3. 4.74 Degrees
  4. Keplar-22b
  5. A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickins

 

December 2

  1. Funny birthday cards
  2. Naive men
  3. Smart women who happen to be beautiful
  4. Muppets
  5. Tree houses

November 25

  1. Soft Claws
  2. Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead
  3. Pumpkin pie
  4. Vampire babies
  5. Nova’s Brian Greene

November 18

  1. Names of minerals
  2. Waitstaff with a sense of humor
  3. Pedicures
  4. Bradley Cooper
  5. Husbands who rescue you when you lock your keys in the trunk

November 11

  1. Russian Mummies
  2. Aliens in the White House
  3. Shoes, shoes, shoes
  4. Anniversaries
  5. Travel Conveniences

November 4

  1. Penn Jillette
  2. Bobbing for things
  3. Health food
  4. 72 day marriages
  5. Daryl

 

October 28

  1. Pope John XXIII
  2. George Clooney
  3. Sore losers
  4. Facial hair
  5. Jack-o-lanterns

October 21

  1. 1. Yurts
  2. 2. Quitting
  3. 3. Hotel rooms
  4. 4. Gadhafi
  5. 5. Dinner with NewMexiKen

 

October 14

  1. Harold Camping’s Back
  2. Phoenix Jones
  3. Liberace
  4. Nebraska and zombies
  5. Dragon King

 

October 7

  1. 1. Steve Jobs
  2. 2. Comments
  3. 3. Eegees
  4. 4. Christopher Columbus
  5. 5. She’s not running

 

September 30

  1. Fabulous names
  2. Art West’s funeral
  3. Antiques Road Show
  4. Disney World
  5. Garage Sales

 

September 23

  1. Wee Wee Dogs
  2. Ben & Jerry
  3. Circus Smircus
  4. Orbiting Garbage
  5. Clinique

 

September 16

  1. Visiting bats
  2. Bulletin Board
  3. Drunk moose
  4. Red Pandas
  5. Some very sage advice

 

September 9

  1. Jackson Teller
  2. As played by Charlie Hunnam
  3. Jax
  4. British accent
  5. Sigh

 

September 2

  • 1. Funny Libyians
  • 2. Japanese
  • 3. Guillermo del Toro
  • 4. Shoe sales
  • 5. Crazy news

August 26

  • 1. Peacock bracelet
  • 2. Opportunities
  • 3. Donut Thugs
  • 4. Umbrella Lady
  • 5. Prosciutto

 

August 19th

  • 1. Hockey Training Camp
  • 2. Harvey Spector
  • 3. Gladiator Gangs
  • 4. Vacationing Penguin
  • 5. Golden Eagle Diamond

  • August 12
  • 1. Swiss Chocolate
  • 2. The French Baker who invented the Baguette Dispenser
  • 3. Chris Christie’s fat guy quote
  • 4. Emanuel Cleaver sandwich quote
  • 5. Snackage

 

August 5

  • Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz
  • Chapstick
  • San Diego
  • Animals at the zoo
  • People laying on train tracks

 

July 29

  • Wikipedia
  • Handsome, dumb husbands
  • 300 in Spanish
  • Olivia Wilde
  • Project Runway

 

July 22

  • Giraffes
  • Snackerel
  • Angelina Jolie as a wack-a-loon
  • Pluto
  • Fed Ex & USPS

 

July 15

  • Chicken & Waffles
  • Corporate speak
  • Groupon Descriptions
  • Which doctor? The Witch Doctor
  • Throat lozenges

 

July 8

  • Short work weeks
  • The Vatican
  • Hair bands
  • Birthdays
  • Picture of cat on head

 

July 1

  • Good dental hygiene in Tennessee
  • iPads
  • Thunderstorms
  • Good security in Graceland
  • Crazy people who see Jesus in everything

 

June 24

  • Finished 1st draft
  • Creme puffs vs eclairs
  • Dooney & Bourke
  • Fried food
  • Elvis Presley