Ahoy!

There are moments when I can see the future just as sure as day. The particular future I see isn’t pretty.

I see myself with I Love Lucy hennaed hair and sequins–because why the hell not? There’s probably no lipstick because I would spend all my time picking the cat hair out of it. I can’t resist kissing a cat if they’re amenable. Just ask all the cats of my acquaintance.

So there I’ll be, looking like a Las Vegas chorus girl put out to pasture with a motley collection of cats. Or dogs. Really, it could be either or both. If I could clone Jojo Kittywiggles that’s what I’d do. And then have like forty of them. That’s  how much I love this cat. It’s a bit disconcerting. I worry about him all the time.

It’s possible that I might need professional help.

If you need proof of my eccentricity, I give you Exhibit A. I’ve taken to dressing up the cat in little outfits. Go ahead, roll your eyes, I would if someone told me they do this. It’s truly an insane thing to do.

When I found this outfit on Amazon  I had to have it. HAD. TO. HAVE. IT.

Surely you understand why.

This cat puts up with an awful lot from me.