Do you think the AZ State Penal system will still let us have internet access

Our zoo just announced the lioness just gave birth to three cubs. The Sisters are very, very excited about this, but we do have some concerns.  Our zoo lately hasn’t had the best run of luck.  In the last year, we’ve lost one very elderly lion, one young polar bear who died from complications in surgery, and most recently one young giraffe with another giraffe surviving by the skin of her teeth.

That the lioness was “possibly” pregnant was mentioned almost as an after thought in one of the update news articles about the ailing giraffe. It was mentioned that they “thought” she might be pregnant but they didn’t know for sure.  They didn’t know for sure? What? Can’t they make that lioness pee on a stick or something?

MSNBC noted that Kaya gave birth to three lion cubs on July 28, last Thursday.  They couldn’t tell she was pregnant and she was carrying three cubs? I’m kind of concerned about where they got their zoology degrees – Brookline College? Cracker Jack?

Ava, Kelli and I have decided that we need to go get these precious babies and protect them from the zoo.  There are three cubs and three Sisters.  It’s like it was meant to be.

We have a plan. Obviously we’re not going to tell you what it is.  You’ll probably learn about it on the news though.  I want Brooke Shields to play me in the made for TV movie.

The keys to our plan are big purses, plausible deniability, and daring.  We’re fairly sure we can convince Ava’s husband to go along if only to see if we can do it. My Honey probably will go along because quite frankly the entire escape sounds like great fun. Kelli’s husband will probably initially balk at the idea but I think we can brow beat him into it if we give him a fun job. We may enter through the elephant enclosure.  Ava and I figure if we wear gray the elephants won’t even recognize us as humans.

“Shabala, when did we get new elephants?”

“I don’t know, Connie, but they look like fun.”

You know that’s what they’ll be rumbling to each other in that nifty elephant way they have.

We’re not too concerned about how young the cubs are.  We’re confident we can foster the little dears.  Hell, you can get anything off the internet. We’ll just have to up our number of weekly trips to the Price Club.

This is going to be great.