Check your mailbox

One of my favorite things to do is send people cards for no reason. I’m constantly scouring Halmark stores, grocery stores, even car washes - anywhere where there is a rounder of cards - for funny, nonsensical cards.

What’s better than getting a card in the mail when all you’re expecting is bills and junk. It’s wonderful I’m telling you.

If I find a good one, I’ll buy them all and send one to everyone.

This is the one I sent to Ava today. There’s nothing in the inside. All the important information is on the outside.

For all the men we love - and we love several - this is funny. If you don’t understand why this is funny we can’t help you. Just trust us - it’s funny.