We bet you wish you’d bought a raffle ticket

As mentioned about a week ago - the Sisters put together a raffle basket for our local RWA chapter fund-raiser. It was to contain a bunch of our favorite things. At first, Ava was all in. It sounded like a great idea. After all, what could be easier than gathering up items that make us happy? Then she started to wonder - what the hell will people think of us when they see a basket loaded up with a bunch of stuff only crazy people would love???

Because we trust you to still love us, here’s the list of some of the rejected items:

.22 Handgun - don’t judge, we live in a state with no gun laws and we have a pink Hello Kitty model, honestly, we thought everyone would want one, too, but our spouses said “No.” See annoying spouses below.

A living animal - this idea was immediately abandoned, no way we wouldn’t keep a wiggly puppy for ourselves and then we’d keep buying them saying - “This next one really goes in the basket, really, the very next one . . .”

4 children - that had the FBI showing up written all over it, we’re pretty sure they’re already following us around anyway after the whole TSA Desert Airport fiasco.

2 annoying spouses - we realized everyone’s got one of those and they wouldn’t fit in the basket anyway.

Vegetables we grew ourselves - this one’s just a joke, we were looking for someplace to put last night’s dinner other than in a napkin under the table.

Then we realized this was a very inaptly named basket - we couldn’t really raffle off a basket called - The Quill Sister’s Favorite Things and Some Crap We Want To Get Rid Of.

We did let people know that we have a Chapstick obsession and we admitted to our great love for Hellboy which we think made us appear slightly eccentric but still approachable - rather than flat-out crazy.

We don’t know. Maybe we just need to face the fact that perhaps we’re crazy.