We’re certain he’s deeply concerned
The Sisters are shunning George Clooney. We really wanted to be happy for him and his lovely new bride Amal Alamuddin. Therein lies the crux of
the problem.
George actually got married. He actually did it.
We’re so proud of his choice, too. Amal is a lovely, brilliant woman. That was one of our favorite things about Georgie. He pretty much always had well-chosen ladies–not twinkies, and that’s admirable. We’re certain
there were plenty of twinkies throwing themselves at him.
You see, we greatly admire George. We greatly admire Amal.
Where the hell was our invitation?
Venice, Italy is in the top three places the Sisters want to go–right up there with Rome and Paris (half of us have already been to Paris and the other half is pissy about it.) But Venice. Oh Venice.
We would have brought a lovely present. Probably something from Tiffany. Well, at the very least something from Bed, Bath & Beyond.
The guest list was amazing but the one celebrity that made us go WHAT!!! was the arrival of John Krasinski–Jim from The Office. And Bill Freaking Murray.
You know what we got to do this weekend? NOT A GOD DAMNED THING.
And now we’re not speaking to him.
I won’t speak to him either. Purely on your behalf.