- Rachel Gibson
- White Cake
- Bunny racing
- The Dowager
- Map Guy
February 3
- Wall Street Journal
- Irises
- American Idol Auditions
- The remote control
January 27
- Barak
- Obama
- Gongs
- Turtle smugglers
- Intellectual disability
January 20
- Johnny Depp
- Excuses
- People Watching
- Misidentification
- Swedish Fish
- The Big Bang Theory
- Bunnies for Ron Paul
- Hello Kitty
- Prehensile porcupine
- Other presidential candidates
- Hooliganism
- Suri
- Not having brain tumors
- Jesse Ventura
- Who Shot Rock & Roll
- Outstanding aliases
- Sparkly Christmas clothes
- Silly Christmas carols
- Hemispheric anomalies
- Cookies
December 16- Hellboy
- Elves Four Food Groups
- Kerfuffle
- Elizabeth Taylor Auction
- Sufganiyots
- Presidential candidates
- Bono gives us a compliment
- 4.74 Degrees
- Keplar-22b
- A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickins
- Funny birthday cards
- Naive men
- Smart women who happen to be beautiful
- Muppets
- Tree houses
- Soft Claws
- Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead
- Pumpkin pie
- Vampire babies
- Nova’s Brian Greene
- Names of minerals
- Waitstaff with a sense of humor
- Pedicures
- Bradley Cooper
- Husbands who rescue you when you lock your keys in the trunk
- Russian Mummies
- Aliens in the White House
- Shoes, shoes, shoes
- Anniversaries
- Travel Conveniences
November 4- Penn Jillette
- Bobbing for things
- Health food
- 72 day marriages
- Daryl
- Pope John XXIII
- George Clooney
- Sore losers
- Facial hair
- Jack-o-lanterns
October 21- 1. Yurts
- 2. Quitting
- 3. Hotel rooms
- 4. Gadhafi
- 5. Dinner with NewMexiKen
- Harold Camping’s Back
- Phoenix Jones
- Liberace
- Nebraska and zombies
- Dragon King
October 7- 1. Steve Jobs
- 2. Comments
- 3. Eegees
- 4. Christopher Columbus
- 5. She’s not running
- Fabulous names
- Art West’s funeral
- Antiques Road Show
- Disney World
- Garage Sales
- Wee Wee Dogs
- Ben & Jerry
- Circus Smircus
- Orbiting Garbage
- Clinique
- Visiting bats
- Bulletin Board
- Drunk moose
- Red Pandas
- Some very sage advice
- Jackson Teller
- As played by Charlie Hunnam
- Jax
- British accent
- Sigh
- 1. Funny Libyians
- 2. Japanese
- 3. Guillermo del Toro
- 4. Shoe sales
- 5. Crazy news
August 26- 1. Peacock bracelet
- 2. Opportunities
- 3. Donut Thugs
- 4. Umbrella Lady
- 5. Prosciutto
- 1. Hockey Training Camp
- 2. Harvey Spector
- 3. Gladiator Gangs
- 4. Vacationing Penguin
- 5. Golden Eagle Diamond
- August 12
- 1. Swiss Chocolate
- 2. The French Baker who invented the Baguette Dispenser
- 3. Chris Christie’s fat guy quote
- 4. Emanuel Cleaver sandwich quote
- 5. Snackage
- Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz
- Chapstick
- San Diego
- Animals at the zoo
- People laying on train tracks
- Wikipedia
- Handsome, dumb husbands
- 300 in Spanish
- Olivia Wilde
- Project Runway
- Giraffes
- Snackerel
- Angelina Jolie as a wack-a-loon
- Pluto
- Fed Ex & USPS
- Chicken & Waffles
- Corporate speak
- Groupon Descriptions
- Which doctor? The Witch Doctor
- Throat lozenges
- Short work weeks
- The Vatican
- Hair bands
- Birthdays
- Picture of cat on head
- Good dental hygiene in Tennessee
- iPads
- Thunderstorms
- Good security in Graceland
- Crazy people who see Jesus in everything
- Finished 1st draft
- Creme puffs vs eclairs
- Dooney & Bourke
- Fried food
- Elvis Presley