This is how we’ll end up in jail and pandas have nothing to do with it
Our layoff from Bank of No Forks is looming closer. We don’t know what to do with ourselves since there are no paying jobs to be had in this town.
The World’s Greatest Receptionist thinks we should consider being MMA Ultimate Fighters but frankly Amylynn is much too small for that. Besides, she talks a hell of a game but she’d tap out the INSTANT the ref yelled, “Go to war!”
Totally true. Instant tap out. She’s fragile.
Amylynn could be the Official Shit Talker of team QuillSisters, but that’s the entire extent of her badassedry. Perhaps Ava can be the promoter.
We decided it would be a lot less painful and a lot more fun to be professional stalkers.
Here are our subjects based on the Sisters and WGR current Hollywood crushes
Sounds like a good plan to me. Let me know if you need help