The answer is not Amazon

Published October 22, 2013 | By thequillsisters

A woman had a baby in a Barnes & Noble this past week. She went in there to buy a book. The stupid news article

This is way too boring for this scenario

didn’t say what book. Good Night, Moon? What Do Labor Pains Feel Like? How to Deliver a Baby in the Self-Help Section?

Damn it, it just kills me when they don’t answer any questions.

Also, what the heck was she doing there anyway? Where were her people? Was this her first kid or her seventh?

Clearly this woman needs assistance.