No fun by yourself

I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that International Tiara Day fell on a Sunday. That’s not really the kind of holiday you can celebrate on

I really like this one with the fuzzy comfort band inside to help me avoid the headache the cheap tiaras give me.

your own. I don’t know about you, but my family doesn’t give one rat’s ass if I’m wearing a tiara or not, they don’t listen to anything I say.

However, you show up at Target wearing a tiara, people notice. Oh, yes. They notice. Especially if you give them an imperious look.

That’s a look you need to practice – imperiousness.

Still, the whole thing would have been a whole lot more fun if I’d had Ava with me wearing her tiara, too. Instead I had my family walking fifteen paces behind me and rolling their eyes. It really lessens the impact, ya know?