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It was a deal breaker

Holy crap on a cracker! It is so hot already and it’s only June.

I don’t think I’m going to be able to stay here if it’s going to be this hot.

We were at the Costco today buying all the bulk items a family of four needs to make it through the week – you know 55 gallons of milk, a side of beef, and 72 pounds of spaghetti.

We decided that the Costco might be the perfect place to live. Every single thing you need is there. A bed, television, books, and all the food in the world.

And the number one reason to live at the Costco is the living room sized walk-in refrigerator. Is it just Arizona where that room is the most

"Embossed" does NOT equal soft. Do not be fooled.

“Embossed” does NOT equal soft. Do not be fooled.

crowded place at the store? All the sweaty desert dwellers are pitching tents in there.

So there we were making our new home in the furniture department. We’d selected a nice, cushy sofa. We moved a mattress over to the frame and made the bed with some lovely damask sheets. We’d made some guacamole and gathered chips and beer. Jeez it was so much better than home.

And then everything was ruined.

They didn’t have any more Charmin, only that crappy Kirkland brand toilet paper. Our tushies deserve soft t.p. so we said forget and just came home.

 

7 Responses to It was a deal breaker

  • Debby says:

    Funny, I was also dismayed the last time I was there and wanted TP, because all they had was their store brand. I bought it last time, and didn’t care for it. It took 6 months for 2 of us to use it up. They had Charmin in between times I bought TP, so what gives? Now I’m not sure I want to renew my card!

    • thequillsisters says:

      They assured me at the Customer Service Desk they are bring Charmin or Quilted Northern back. Both are acceptable. Hang in there.

  • Kilian Metcalf says:

    I’ve heard they even sell coffins, so if the TP issue is resolved, you have cradle-to-grave products.

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