All work and no play makes Dave a liar

Dave’s back!

I picked him up after his two 1/2 weeks in rehab. Or after his failed love affair. Or jury duty. Or Disney. Or his rollicking good time in Tijuana. Or whatever the hell he was up to.

I’ll be het thought he was at the spa. The Dodge Spa. Where everything massage costs $500.

Either way, he cost a freaking fortune so he better behave himself in the future.

When I went to pick him up there may have been tears–and not just from Dave. Ava hugged him. Or sorta. She was wearing white so that would have been stupid in real life. I know the mechanic was happy to see him go.

I’m certain he was tired of all the weepy phone calls. Dave’s a bit of a drama queen.