I’m bringing parasols back into fashion

Did you people know that today is World Chocolate Day? Me neither! How was I not notified of this? HOW?

This seems like something I would have been made aware of.

I feel like my whole day is ruined.

You know what’s worse than not knowing it’s World Chocolate Day?

Not having chocolate to make you feel better about the fact that you’re peeling so badly from your sunburn that you look like a leper.

Seriously, I’m probably going to weigh three pounds less after all this flaking, burnt skin comes off. To make it even worse, I’ve developed a rash on my poor, painful skin.

When all is said and done, I’ll still be as pale as ever.

Here’s a TMI moment for you.

Over the weekend, My Honey and I were in the car when I pulled a long strip of skin off my arm (ewwwwwwwww!) I unrolled the window to toss it outside.

“You’re not going to keep that in a special box? An old skin box?” he asked with a smirk.

“No,” I said in a tone that implied that was absolutely ridiculous. “That’s only for toenails.”