Life at the Bright Compound.
Yesterday was ……..interesting.
1. I rolled my arm up in the window of a Toyota Tundra. I have a huge bruise. This is also not the first time I’ve done this. Clearly I will never learn.
2. The kiddies spent the night at Grandma’s for the 1st Annual Cousin Sleep Over. I suggested it be made quarterly. Anyway, My Honey and I went to see a grown up movie – The Clash of the Titans. I liked it better than he did. After the movie we went to the dreaded Walmart. I regret that I even had to write those 7 letters. But it’s the only place open to get the Easter stuff we needed. I’m telling you, if vampires existed, they would all be at the Walmart. The girl checking us out felt compelled to comment on every single item. I wasn’t in the mood. Who would be? My Honey was actually concerned that he might have to attack her. Walmart apparently brings out bad things in the both of us.
3. The Bandit and his father were picking up his room before bed. My Honey noticed a bunch of comic books on the floor that were all cut apart.
“Why did you cut up your comic books?” he asked Bandit.
The boy looked him right in the eye and said, “Dad, sometimes four year olds just don’t know any better.”
Touche, little man, touche.
I have never rolled my arm up in the car window, but I did get hit by a school bus once when the PRNDL fell off and I bent down to pick it up.
When my oldest son was 5, I took him shopping one day at a department store. We were going up an escalator and I happened to look down at his feet (to make sure they were firmly planted on one stair).
“Jeff! You have your shoes on the wrong feet!”
“Mom! These are the only feet I have!”
To this day, he is still a “smart mouth.”