Last night someone broke into our house while we were sleeping and stole my brain. At first I thought it might be the dogs, but they just look way too innocent. Besides, if it had been the dogs, they would have brought me breakfast in bed, and let themselves out to pee instead of standing on my chest and licking my fact at 6 in the morning. Unless they were trying to disguise the fact that they were the thieves. Hmmm. I had better check to see that the steaks I bought yesterday are still in the fridge.
Last night someone broke into our house while we were sleeping and stole my brain. At first I thought it might be the dogs, but they just look way too innocent. Besides, if it had been the dogs, they would have brought me breakfast in bed, and let themselves out to pee instead of standing on my chest and licking my fact at 6 in the morning. Unless they were trying to disguise the fact that they were the thieves. Hmmm. I had better check to see that the steaks I bought yesterday are still in the fridge.
Face! I meant FACE instead of FACT