I wish my dialogue was this good

So this morning Sassy (age 6) and The Bandit (age 4) are eating granola bars.  Sassy’s has chocolate chips in it and The Bandit asks if he can have a bite.  Usually, they are very good at sharing.  Sassy is all solicitous and sweet when she says, “Do you want a chocolate chip?  Do you?”  Of course, he does so she gives him one, even going so far as to put it sweetly in his mouth for him.  Then she says, again sweet as pie, “Was it good?  Did you like it?”  He nods that it was indeed very yummy.  She puts her face right up to his, I thought she was going to kiss him and I was thinking, Wow, isn’t she a nice little girl.  Then she whispers, “I got it off the floor.”

Seriously.