Oh Dear…

That poor Muse.  I’ve locked her kicking and screaming in the hall closet.  Why you ask?  Why would I be so cruel to such a fickle lover?  Why would I risk her anger and wrath, knowing full well that she may forsake me?  Because the new Sookie Stackhouse novel is out!  Yippee!  Give me a day, sweet, dear Muse, one day.  A day and half tops, and I’ll make it up to you, I promise.