A New Plea

Yesterday I was in a really foul mood. It was one of those days when you think all is fine and peachy with the world, and then you have to start interacting with other people and it turns out, not so much. I was beginning to worry that I might actually bite someone. I considered calling my veterinarian to see if my vaccinations were current. I was snipey, and mean, and at one point, I loudly announced that it might be best for people to just stay the hell away from my cubicle.

For the sake of the innocent, and not so innocent, for crying out loud, get me a book deal so I don’t have to go out among the masses. Let me stay safely ensconced in the quietness of my own home where the only people I feel violent towards would be the local newscasters. Does anyone else have this problem? I can’t even watch the local news anymore. Seriously, those people make me crazy.