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OMG – You’re doing it wrong.

You know how there’s certain ways you eat certain foods? There are some foods that matter so much. Corn on the cob. I don’t really have any firm opinion on corn – around in a circle or like a typewriter (or a dot matrix printer – see how old I am) I don’t really care. Pizza is another one that I don’t feel compelled to intervene with. You can fold it or not – personal preference.

I may be the only person in the world who doesn’t take an Oreo apart to eat the filling separately. I put the entire Oreo in my mouth at once. It’s the same principle with a Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup. The whole thing in at once. You’re mouth is totally overwhelmed with chocolate and peanut butter – really ups the experience. 

This is a free country, however I think we should all agree, there are some foods you just don’t mess with.

This Kit Kat has been all over Pinterst and we’ve talked previously about how Ava and I each have to eat M&Ms in a certain order.

Tonight it was My Honey eating a rocket pop all wrong. Everyone knows you slurp a rocket pop just enough to loosen each layer of flavor to reveal the one underneath.

HE WAS BITING IT!

Biting. Who bites a popsicle? People who are wrong, that’s who.

What’s your opinion? Is there something you think should only be eaten a certain way, no exceptions? Or are you one of those crazy rebels who flaunts the wrong of your wrongness?

One Response to OMG – You’re doing it wrong.

  • Amylynn's Mom says:

    I so agree with Amylynn’s oreo thought. All at once. If you have a dinner that you really like all the parts–let’s say steak, baked potato and a great salad. It is crucial that all of them get left with at least one bite at the end. Then I must eat them in this order, last bite of salad, last bite of potato and then finally the last savory bite of perfectly grilled steak. Popcorn and coke must have one last swallow of coke to wash all the loose kernels down. M&M peanuts and pretzels have to be all in my mouth at one time to get all the flavors to mix just right and I prefer small twist pretzels. But I do not like pretzel M&M’s. They didn’t get that one right. Hamburgers with just cheese and lots of it. Peanut butter and jelly, not too much jelly and absolutely no plain butter on it. I believe she gets some of her food quirks from her mother. Alas, but I taught my children to sample everything at least once. Enjoy, now I am hungry and am out of all of that stuff aforementioned. DRAT.

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