Can you apply on line?

This is Ed.

I call him Edward.  I like to use people’s full names.

I love Edward.  Not only because he’s my sister’s husband, but because he recovered the missing documents out of my crashed lap top.

Edward is a genius.  And patient beyond measure.  And helpful and, oh jeez I’m gushing. But doesn’t he look wonderful?

I checked to see what the rules are to nominate someone to be a saint, but it turns out there is no application you can fill out on line.  It seems to be quite complicated.  And you have to live a devout Catholic life.  That pretty much cancels out Ed’s nomination right there.  But, as you may remember, the Sister’s have been considering starting up a new religion – one that mostly worship things made with white flour and covered in buttercream icing – but there is still room for a saint here or there.

Part of the Catholic deal is a mass said in your honor.  Usually the Pope officiates in St Peter’s Square.  I’m certain there is a local bakery that’ll allow us to hold some sort of baked goods ritual.  And maybe we could get Buddy Velastro from Cake Boss to officiate.

All kidding aside, thank you Edward.  Thank you thank you thank you.

You are my favorite Edward of all time.