Dear Santa Amended

Santa Claus

North Pole

Earth 

RE: Amended Wish List

Dear Santa,

After the week I’ve had, both professionally and personally, I’d like to change my request.  While I do believe that the windshield wipers are a practical gift and, with the parameters that I have listed, may only be obtained from you, I have reconsidered my request.

Instead, I would like some of those chocolates filled with liquor (it’s been a very disappointing week).  That way I can take care of two sins at once.  I understand that this may put me on the Naughty List for next year, but that is a chance I’m willing to take.

I know that this is a tad late, but I also have faith that you will be able to accommodate this wish.

Your ever faithful servant,

Amylynn