Traitor!

I took Ava with me to see my foot doctor today. I don’t know what I was expecting, but it was not that Ava would team up with the doctor to yell at me.

What the hell?

Maybe I was secretly hoping that he’d want to give me another cortisone shot cause that would totally freak her out.

But no, there was actual yelling. And ganging up on me.

The doctor even told her to come back with me when I see him in a month so she can report whether or not I wore my tennis shoes EVERY WAKING MINUTE OF MY LIFE. Do you really think she’ll tattle on me? You bet your life she will.

She’s evil like that. If you see her out and about, do me a favor and squint at her very hard in a threatening manner.