Lochness Monster sighting at Patagonia lake, local woman takes it home, calls it Mortin
Dearest Amy’s Husband,
It is with great sadness (not mine) we inform you of the news that Amy will not be going camping. She has been rude and hostile at work, lo these past few days, and I, for one (there are many others), feel that such churlish behavior should not be rewarded with the gloriousness, nay the sheer delight, of a camping trip. Perhaps, next time, if her actions warrant a reward (doubtful) she well be granted permission to camp and join the hunt for Big Foot.
Amy’s Fellow Office Prisoners