The beginning of the end of my sanity

So what did you do this weekend?

Have a barbecue in celebration of Father’s Day? Go to a guitar festival at the mall? Torture yourself by going to the human society and kissing all the puppies? Get your car washed an hour before it rained because you thought when the newspaper reported “the thinnest chance of rain” that meant it was safe? Watch a movie you’d been very excited about seeing only to be disappointed and bored?

I did all that. Even as busy as I was that was all still secondary to my real obsession over the weekend.

My Amazon rankings. It’s completely unhealthy and yet, I can not stop myself from refreshing my Amazon page at least hourly if not more. In fact, right now I had to stop and look. Down 40 points.

Then the next time I’ll be up 12. Down 27. Steady, steady, steady. It’s insanely nerve wracking.

I took my phone with me to bed on Saturday night and woke up twice in the night to check. That’s bad. I’m certain I’ll be completely batty by the end of next week.

Here’s my best ranking this weekend. It caused a great deal of celebratory dancing and squealing.