Evidence in case anything happens to me

I have stuff to share with you all.

That cat of mine might be insane. More insane than regular cats. I have pictorial evidence.

Exhibit 1. Innocent Pineapple

mutilated pineapple

We bought a pineapple. They smelled really good at the grocery store so we thought, what the hell. We set it on the kitchen counter thinking nothing of it. We had no idea that Jojo Kitty would find that piece of produce offensive. It turns out that he is against pineapple. I’m not sure if this is a religious affiliation or a political one, but whatever the reason he wants it dead. He wants it dead, its whole pineapple family dead, and he’s very serious about it.

Look at this poor piece of fruit. Pathetic.

Bowl of Death

2. Disconcerting use of toys

On more that one occasion, I have walked into the kitchen only to discover that he is drowning his toys. You’ll note the picture has both a yellow pipecleaner (these are his favorite toy bar none) and a leopard print catnip mouse at the bottom of the water bowl the cats share with the dogs. Here’s the thing. He doesn’t just gently drop his toys in the bowl and watch, detached, until they get waterlogged and sink. No. He actively drowns them by holding them to the bottom with a fuzzy foot of death. When caught in this act he doesn’t look even the slightest bit sheepish. He looks at you like, WHAT?

Weird, man. And more than a bit off-putting.

A bit off topic, I was at a local independent bookstore today. Here’s the best shelf in the place.

Mostly Books on Speedway