NEW RELEASES
Patrons of the Arts
My Honey and I are big supporters of the arts. We always try to give when we can. And it always makes us really happy when we get an extraordinary piece from an artist on the rise.
Tonight we picked up a new installation piece.
It’s called Plastic Forks Taped To The Wall.
by The Bandit
It’s a mixed media piece of plastic, Scotch tape and Home Depot paint.
Don’t ask me why.
Alfred, Lord Tennyson said it best: Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why.
To the Bandit’s long-suffering mother:
You have no idea just how lucky you are that he only taped those plastic utensils to the wall and called it art. My kids would have melted the forks with a lighter and mashed them all together and called it a sculpture, after they made themselves throw up from the fumes.
If you haven’t removed the art from the wall, take a picture of it straight on, and I will create something for him that he can hang in his room.
Thank your lucky stars that he is creative. There are a lot worse things in life, let me tell you. But just as a precaution, hide the matches.