Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day

This is a real thing. Anyone with a cat knows they have lots of questions. We suspect some of them are pretty rude and personal, but we’re game.

Geddy Cat and Jojo Kitty. Joe is NOT small so just how big IS Geddy?

We sat our cats down, Rickey, Geddy and Jojo Kitty, and asked them what they wanted to know. Mostly they sat there, watching us with lazy eyes and randomly licking themselves. Typical.

This is what we managed to infer.

What takes you so long to feed us in the morning? We feed you promptly as soon as we get up. Sooner than we feed ourselves. Your demands are outrageous.

Why do you expect us to eat the food at the edges of the bowl? That food is tainted. Do you see how the dogs eat ALL their food – even the food on

Ricky is obviously very full of himself – with reason.

the edges? Even the food on the floor. And the garbage. OK – they’re a bad example. Still, you can eat all the food in the bowl and it won’t harm you. Seriously. We don’t need to give you fresh food every single time we pass your bowl.

All right, fine. Then will you leave the sink running when you go to work? We like our water fresh. Then you probably shouldn’t drown all your toys in your water bowl and then it would be very fresh. Or at least less catnip-y.

Why must you always kiss my belly. What’s you’re weird obsession with that? Honestly, we can’t help it. Kitty cat bellies are one of the best things in the entire world. Nothing beats a warm, fuzzy, polka-dotted belly. If you want your food bowl serviced then you’re going to have to put up with it.

Where do the people go when you turn off that box in the living room? I stare and stare at it but they won’t come back until you come home. Um, yeah. That’s the television. Those people aren’t real. We’ve told you before they’re never going to come out and play with you. Please stop batting at the television.

Well, there you go. We guess this is over. One of the cats wandered off, another went to sleep under the bed, and the third is poking around in the food bowl. It really seems like instead of a question and answer session, this was really more of an opportunity for the cats to air their grievances.

Nevertheless, this has been another public service of The Quill Sisters. You’re welcome.