Why the FBI will finally come for us…

We all know it’s going to happen eventually. There’s the tell-tale clicking on our phone lines. The white panel van parked down the street. The recurring appearance of the Caprice Classic following us to the mall.

Which of our internet searches is going to be the one that convinces them we’re not just goofy, but possibly serious in our inquiries.

We may have the right to remain silent, but we rarely have the capacity.

This doesn’t look at all suspicious does it?