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We’d have a skulk of foxes if we could
We want you people to know that if this happened to us, we’d be the proud owners of a baby fox. How many of you would be able to let him go after that.
HE KISSED THE MAN’S TOES, FOR ZEUS’S SAKE.
We wouldn’t kidnap him. We’d lure him into the house with yummies and he’d be so happy he’d have to stay.
You forgot to add “because only a man is STUPID enough to rip a can off a wild animal in bare feet. (OK. I want one too.)
That was such a tiny wild animal.