We don’t even have to pad our resume

Unbelievably, the Target Board of Directors did not accept our request for employment.  That’s going to be their loss . . . maybe we’ll just go fix Sears instead.  That will serve them right.  Right?  If nothing else, we’ll get to straighten out those Kardashian sisters.

The Quill Sisters don’t dwell or carry a grudge (Okay, we do dwell and we do carry grudges, we carry them in Amylynn’s purse where everything in the world is kept) so we’re moving on to other employment opportunities.  Ava thought it might be best if they inquired at Chipotle.  After all, we’re there so often, some of the folks there think we work there anyway.

Us working with food – Blahahhaaaaaaaa

Here’s the deal: employees get a free meal after every shift!!!  OMG – the money that will be saved!!.  And, more happiness!  When you aren’t working, you get 50% off anything you buy!  Plus, those funny black t-shirts are very slimming.

Now we just need to work out the hours.  No, we cant be there by 9:00AM.  We’re planning on sleeping in after our years at BofNF.  We can be there by 11ish.  No one should be eating lunch before that anyway.  We can stay until 2:00PM, at which point we’ll clock out so we can eat our free lunch.  But don’t despair.  We’ll be back by 6 for our half price dinner.