We just don’t get it.

We’re beginning to wonder if this is something specific to our neck of the woods or if this is happening everywhere.

The Sisters have long contended that Walgreens is trying to take over the world, but now we’re worried about sneaky mattress companies. Either

We don’t recommend picking one up on the side of the road to save money

they’re in cahoots with Walgreens or they’re in direct competition. Every single place in town where there is an empty twelve by twelve piece of land,  a building is going up. Before they always turned into a Walgreens, but now they’re all selling mattresses.

So now we need to know, just exactly how many people are buying mattresses? We don’t presume to speak for you but we hate the idea of buying  one. That’s a thousand dollars! We don’t care how badly we need a new mattress, there are better things to spend that money on. So if more people think like we do than not, how in the hell can these stores remain open. Who is supporting them? How can they afford to pay the surly people who work there? No one is ever in there buying anything.