We’ll bring the cake and a nice whiskey

Today is Timothy Olyphant’s birthday. We love him in Justified on FX. He is one of the few guys the Sisters would consider suspending our absolute rule of never dating/marrying a man with a smaller jean size than our own. No woman is every going to be happier with a smaller man. Fact.

Besides, who wants to feel fat next to all those skinny jeans in the laundry?

Anyway…

Happy Birthday, Tim! We hopes it’s wonderful! We’d really appreciate it if you’d open the box the MINUTE the UPS guy delivers it. We had to buy a smaller crate than we’d originally thought due to cost constraints. Do you have any idea how much it costs to ship two middle aged women? It’s not cheap.