Or the moon is just wrong

The Sisters had nothing but trouble out here in the world for the last couple of days, especially today. All the people are annoying, and stupid, and dumb.

And then, in one sparkling moment of clarity, we considered that it might actually be us.

To be clear, we are not annoying, stupid, or dumb. What we are is tired, cranky, and difficult.

We felt very hateful to the man at the Hobby Lobby because he had the audacity to work there.  So you understand, he was just working there. Like they pay him to do.  We didn’t like the cashier either.  Same crime.

The next trouble came in the form of the cashier at the Pei Wei.  Ava hated her eye lashes.  No reason for that.  She also didn’t like the way she asked to put the Sisters lunches in one bag.  What was she doing – trying to single-handedly save the world?

The girl in the Staples needed a beating because she didn’t know her inventory.  Or what a chalk marker was.  She works in an office supply store.  Even if they don’t carry chalk markers she should know what the hell chalk markers are.  Then, she can confidently say “No, ladies, we do not have chalk markers.  Take your bad attitudes somewhere else.”

We’re taking our attitudes everywhere, thank you very much, and you other people should just ignore us. There’s nothing you did wrong. Maybe.

Or maybe you’re parting your hair weird. Or we don’t like your shoes. Or we’re angry because a song we don’t like was on the radio and that’s your fault because it’s windy.