We call shenanigans!

Holy crap! Thanksgiving is this week! Did you people know this? How the hell did Thanksgiving just creep up on us like that? How? Our usual recollection is that November arrived all loud and ferocious, but maybe that’s December. Whatever it is, we think this whole thing is suspicious. You never want people to know they caught you unaware. It sets a bad precedent. We suggest you “look” prepared. Here’s an easy suggestion. We especially like his contemplative and careful application of the feathers.

Afterwards, have a margarita. It’s all going to be alright.